to not want bugs all over my lettuace and cabbages?

[Nbg]

Because it really pees me off!
I really fancied a nice salad for lunch, so I pulled off some leaves off my lettuace only for it to be infested with loads of bugs with loads of legs.

You can wash them off!

And isn't it better than your lettuce being covered in pesticide?

just have a burger and chips

you're being unreasonable. added protein. they should charge extra.

When I was in hospital I got a caterpillar in my salad - see you get more for your money at NHS

who the hell ever fancies salad

you're strange

lol
yes I am strange.

Shudder at the thought of them hopping in my fridge though.