So, on Saturday morning, ds (18 months) wakes up at 630. I get up with him and have breakfast, get him dressed, have a shower with him playing in the bathroom and do some tidying. At 830 husband gets up and has a lovely long shower to himself. Doesn't bother me as I'll get a lovely long lie on Mother's Day. Except. Son wakes at 730 (so 630 really what with the clock change) and husband doesn't move. 15 mins later both son and dog 🐶 are in bed with us causing general mayhem while husband doses. I get a quarter inch of mattress. At 9am dh finally gets up and I get up 15 mins later,. At 945 husband looks at me and says "you got a much longer lie than me" . "Oh no I didn't; I was up at 915 which was really 815 therefor I didn't get a longer lie". He is insisting that I got a longer lie than him!!! And I get ds dressed and ready while he has a luxury shower! Arggghh don't know what I'm more annoyed at; Dh thinking I got more sleep and that I owe him one the clocks going forward or the fact that my long lie was interrupted by Ds and dd (darling doggy) climbing all over me.