To never mention my boobs to him..

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The lovely old gentleman from 2 doors down who sometimes gives the kids presents/chocolate just tapped on my window and waved some gingerbread men.

I was mid getting changed to go to the gym. Jeans still on. No top. No bra. Sports bra in my hand. Basically sitting topless on the sofa looking vacant.

I can either move house or never mention it. There is no other option, right?

You should move ASAP

Any chance he's short sighted?? Might just not have noticed....

Off to pay for him some therapy?

Lol, I think he might be tapping on your window again sooner than you think

I thought I was fairly relaxed about getting changed with the curtains open, but topless in the front room...!

Maybe he'll be round again later with more goodies.

If it was sunny outside he may only have seen his own reflection?

His eyesight is better than mine. He fixes stuff with no glasses.

It's grey. No sun glare.

He looked horrified.

Poor man.

Poor me.

Argh.

Maybe the gingerbread men were very fortunately positioned one over each boob (think naked charity calendar style) so he didn't actually see anything??

Cross post! Get yourself on Rightmove lol

Bajajahahahaha!!!

I suspect the quality of the chocolates/presents your children receive will go up markedly!!

Hehe.

Did he leave the gingerbread?

It's OK, he'll soon forget.

Basically sitting topless on the sofa looking vacant

Can't stop laughing at this!

Thank you for improving my day with sharing this! Bless you

Just sitting on the couch in your jeans and topless. As you do. 😂

You have just confirmed my bladder weakness I can't stop laughing.

Please move this to classics asap!

No. He didn't leave the gingerbread.

I've probably got enough food to last a week. I can't leave the house again, can I?

Fantastic

I'd be sorting out weekly food deliveries from Amazon or Ocado if I were you so you never have to leave the house again. Are your DCs old enough to drive?

Online deliveries forever! Perhaps include some extra heavy dark curtains

Oh CRAP.

I forgot the DC.

Will Ocado pick them up from their Dad's for me?

Quickly buy a 'nude' skin coloured top, put it on and invent some reason to bump into him! Maybe he'll assume that's what you were wearing?

Or this, Alpaca?

How old is he? I'm just wondering how many years never leaving the house you have.

I was once naked and lying on our back porch, all fine as the kids were napping and I wanted some vitamin D.

Then my brother in law with his friend who I have never met shows up.

We live 2 hours from the nearest town, down a long long drive way had 5 dogs (who always barked)

He parked at the end of the drive and decided to walk, and my husband had unbeknownst to me taken all the dogs out for the hour.

4 years later I still struggle to look him in the eye.

Haha, I bet he feels more awkward than you? Maybe do a FRIENDS and try and catch him in his naked glory to even it out

I think I would have to make a joke of it and try and move on quickly. Btw, can I have him as a neighbour please, he sounds lovely