to haev to take my kids to school

[codswallop]

cnat i haev a long elastic band i can twang back att he end of hte day

Home Ed them.

no i will haev to like lentils

spraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

You're over-protective. Cut the elastic band.

adn haev knitted swimming costumes ( see threads passim)

Someone on the A&C threads can probably knit you some.

don't worry about school cbeebies is really educating you know.

Make sure to switch to CBBC once they hit 5yrs though.

Personally I would hire them out as doorstops...

Why not send them to boarding, then you dont have to pick them up so often

pmsl

love the idea of a huge elastic band fab!