to not 'get' the rubber duck?

[tooglamtogiveadamn]

All they do is tip onto their side and get full up of mouldy water after a few weeks. Am I missing something?
Keep almost getting drawn in by those novelty ones that you can buy everywhere until I remember myself.
I bought a batman one because it made me laugh but now it's just bobbing around on its side in the bath

They never sit right! It's a massive design flaw that no one ever bothered to rectify...! You think that would have been picked up in the initial stages!

Seal the hole up with super glue!

Ah see you need a boat, or at a push a submarine.

Ducks are for feeding in ponds.