To move far far away?

[SpongebobRoundPants]

Stopped at Asda on the way home, the car park was rammed but eventually got a space next to a wall, parked with the passenger side close to the wall so I could leave plenty of room to get out and for the car next to me.

On my return a massive Range Rover had parked within a few inches next to me so I couldn't get back in my car I was parked so close to the wall so I couldn't get in that side either!

Normally I would have waited for the car owner to get back so I could get in my car but I was so bloody cold I opened the boot,put my shopping in and then managed to awkwardly climbed/ slither in and crawl over the back seats with people feeling the need to stop to watch, I must have looked mad!

I can never return to my local Asda can I?

If it's any consolation, I reckon I would have done exactly the same as you, OP.

Ha, Lara Croft mode!

I would have been admiring your flexibility

Yup,happened to me at Ds1 &Ds2's secondary school! I had to pretend I was l was looking for something in the vehicle having had to get in the passenger seat. And it's not easy getting ones arse across in a Ford Fiesta. Little buggers all looking out the classroom windows.......I'll move countries as well now. It was some arse in a land rover parked like a knob next to me.