Ok ok, so I know they never will, but it's DISGUSTING... I moved house last September and have literally taken hardly any notice of the garden up until now- there's a fence, and a bush. And a bin. It's hiding (or was) behind the bush, and I literally didn't even notice that it was there (well hidden) until today.
Today I decided to cut down The Bush. When I had done this I had to move The Bin, bugger me the thing just fell over and the most putrid shit stinking maggoty foul brown stinking liquid poured forth down the garden. I can only assume it is literally a year's worth of dog shit and God knows what in there that has been left to fester over the winter.
What am I meant to do with it??? It's a serious health hazard for a start, my garden now STINKS and is covered in it. I've got half a mind to send a message to the girl who used to live here about it, dirty cow! Will the council remove this type of thing??