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I'm feeling a bit sad and terribly nostalgic .... anyone up for a bunfight about trolls, spoof threads being not fun but bad, the po, bitchplopping and general MUMSNET HAS GORN TO THE DOGS.

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HoneyDragon · 31/01/2017 13:43

It's pretty much fucked here in general a bit so I figured we could just make up some stupid petty vendettas and have a good old fashioned bunfight?

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Laineylou · 31/01/2017 13:45

Really - you sound like one of those MN Royalty types.

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 31/01/2017 13:46

Wotcher Honey - can't imagine how I guessed this thread would be yours! Grin

What shall we fight about? Smurfs? Wink

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 31/01/2017 13:47

Or spiders? Or maybe alternative uses of Immac...

QueenMortificado · 31/01/2017 13:47

There are about 90% boring threads on here at the moment

I keep opening threads then closing and hiding them because it's so dull

Am I imaginative enough to start a fun thread? No. But will I moan about it? Yes.

MrsEvadneCake · 31/01/2017 13:48

Toilet brushes? People who have them are rank?

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HoneyDragon · 31/01/2017 13:48

The world would be a better place with more smurfs in it.

No. You only get to be Royalty if you wonder around going, I was here when this was all fields. I reckon I only turned up when the bulldozers did.

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HoneyDragon · 31/01/2017 13:49

Thumb.

Fuck off Grin I'm a much more competent, adulting person now. oh yes.

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HoneyDragon · 31/01/2017 13:50

Queen flash your tits on them.

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ThumbWitchesAbroad · 31/01/2017 13:50

People who DON'T have toilet brushes probably have rank toilets. So ner.

Bulldozers, eh? I reckon I came in when they were digging the footings then.

MrsEvadneCake · 31/01/2017 13:50

I moved in with builders.

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 31/01/2017 13:51

Ha! Xposted. Are not.

Soubriquet · 31/01/2017 13:51

God Honey you're so entitled now days!

Why can't you think of anyone but yourself

Hmph

ArmySal · 31/01/2017 13:51

I've always had a toilet brush, never understood the shit they get.

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HoneyDragon · 31/01/2017 13:52

Of course the picture facility means we could literally streak through threads now.

Slightly scarier than

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MrsEvadneCake · 31/01/2017 13:52

It's the shit they get that's the problem...

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HoneyDragon · 31/01/2017 13:52
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HoneyDragon · 31/01/2017 13:53

Armysal Grin

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elQuintoConyo · 31/01/2017 13:53

( .Y. )

Discuss.

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HoneyDragon · 31/01/2017 13:54

Mine are more (.)(.)

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ThumbWitchesAbroad · 31/01/2017 13:54

Yes but that's what the bleach is for, to get rid of the shit! Trouble is, bleach won't shift it off the pan by itself, not always.

liz70 · 31/01/2017 13:54

I hear you, OP. I reckon HQ might as well change the site's name to Trumpsnet, or Transnet these days.

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HoneyDragon · 31/01/2017 13:55

I've noticed "Discuss" is in a lot more ops now.

It was better in the olden days when we shoot offenders. Or at least tell them to fuck off.

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Soubriquet · 31/01/2017 13:56

I can't stay away...

The dc are watching umizoomi and I really hate it

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 31/01/2017 13:56

I was thinking more "Trollsnet", liz

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HoneyDragon · 31/01/2017 13:56

I've have four toilets now. FOUR.

It's not as much fun as thought it would be, having the McMansion.

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