I'm feeling a bit sad and terribly nostalgic .... anyone up for a bunfight about trolls, spoof threads being not fun but bad, the po, bitchplopping and general MUMSNET HAS GORN TO THE DOGS.

[HoneyDragon]

It's pretty much fucked here in general a bit so I figured we could just make up some stupid petty vendettas and have a good old fashioned bunfight?

I hear you, OP. I reckon HQ might as well change the site's name to Trumpsnet, or Transnet these days.
Exactly. It's actually getting me down.

Ah yes. But don't start linking to good ol' threads where you could tell someone to fuck off without the po reporting and having it deleted - I remember when we did that once and someone at MNHQ went into overdrive and started retrospectively deleting "personal attacks" from threads that were years old!

"I was thinking more "Trollsnet", liz"

Aye, that too. #nodding

Honey I look down on you for using the word toilet but look up to you for having four of the buggers. I'm a snob.

But if I did link and they came I could tell them to fuck off? It would be a social experiment.

I'm already unbannable. In fact I think Mumsnet should improve as I'm in great danger or rejoining the greater public outside and Justine promised several world leaders she wouldn't let that happen.

What else are you supposed to call a toilet?

Lavatory

Tbf, if they didn't ban you after the batcave madness, I think you are untouchable now

If Trump starts wearing a skirt and pearls the Internet will implode.

But a Lavatory is a room with a toilet in.

101 names for a toilet

I prefer 'the bog' personally.

Teflon, me.

I'm here because MN let you say cunt and its the last left wing haven apparently.

We are being compared to IS?

Wow..

Yummy mummy keyboard warriors. Ahahaha.

Where is my Juicy tracksuit?

I prefer "loo" to toilet, mostly.
But then one has to teach one's sprogs the word "Toilet" so they can find the facilities while out shopping, doesn't one.

Blimey, I know I'm in another timezone but seriously - really bad xposting!

Can't believe those comments in that screenshot - ahahaha!
OH yes, us MNers and our plans to overthrow the Western world because they refuse to follow Allah - yes indeedy.

That's how long I've been here. Paid my first visit to flouncer's corner this morning, contemplating pushing the delete button.

Gone to the dogs? YANBU

People who don't have flannels are not properly washed. They are unfortunately the same people who will dip their fingers into the bog to wipe skid marks off, because they also don't have loo brushes. It is a vicious circle.

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I have five toilets, only two brushes. Both make me puke.

misses the point of the thread

breastfeeding trump

Not an image I need to see thank you

Mumsnet and IS one and the same. I have visions of formula feeders and mother's whose babies aren't slinged in the proper M shape being beheaded outside Mothercare.