I'm feeling a bit sad and terribly nostalgic .... anyone up for a bunfight about trolls, spoof threads being not fun but bad, the po, bitchplopping and general MUMSNET HAS GORN TO THE DOGS.

[HoneyDragon]

It's pretty much fucked here in general a bit so I figured we could just make up some stupid petty vendettas and have a good old fashioned bunfight?

still probably the type of person slating you who makes FB posts about what to do with leftover wine. no such thing

and I do think she meant to be rude.

Could two Findus crispy pancakes be thrown a great distance by an athlete in competitive field events?

DISCUS

Leftover wine? What's that?

twatty sober Pollyanna now

What happened to the days when there was no cunt like an atrocious cunt?

Honey, I saw you in your lederhosen the other day.

I hope you reported her for a personal attack still and got her hanged, drawn and quartered!!

Hello Bellend!

Beyond I'm pretty sure my two wouldn't touch them either
I might have to pop to Asda for a "frozen food of the late seventies/early eighties" revival evening.

I loved Smash when I was a child. And also tinned peas and tinned carrots.

It's bloody hard being a foodie you know. I have to enjoy lumpy mash and properly al dente veg.

if my vairrr young years memory serves me correctly... a cheese crispy pancake just out of the oven is approximately 25 x the temperature of the surface of the sun.... fling a couple of those. And you could take someone's head and limbs clean off in the manner of a sci fi laser

And I just reread the Discus joke ... arf arf

Beyond .

I used to hate smash, horrible grey slop, I still remember the day the dinnerladies made me eat it.

I miss the turkey twizzlers though.

Crispy pancakes, the ones filled with cheese and French bread pizzas that could break your teeth, nice!

I had a boy friend in infant school who informed me that he ate pop tarts for breakfast. He was well posh and for years I thought that pop tarts were a really posh breakfast thing. When I went to his house his mum said lounge and everything and I thought it was strange.

Pop tarts aren't posh breakfasts are they? DS and I got some from the supermarket the other day and they were quite nice but not really substantial at all.

Ooh cheese and ham toastie toppers from a tin... also a million times hotter than the sun. Delicious though. Then were the days

Haha, I missed the discus joke first read too!

Pop tarts are bloody expensive, so they must be posh.

Hey empress! :)

Bloody bunfight is not really happening, is it?

Too much royalty on here, being a brigade of some sort. You've probably all been shopping in your PJs earlier. Then fed your brats food before you paid for it.

Tbt #SandwhichSpread...

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They let you eat your food before you pay for it in restaurants ....it's not my fault Waitrose and Tesco have delusions of grandeur.

There is a nutso bunfight on a thread which started perfectly reasonably about how to make up formula at night and has degenerated into "OP should breastfeed" (Gee golly, I bet she never thought of that!) and "My cousin's wife's dog's sister's baby was POISONED by his mother's breastmilk!"

I'm all fought out.

I'll have a peek, too. Trouble with breast vs formula bunfights is, the OP is often a new stressed mum who doesn't need more grief. I feel much better having a proper row about ice cream van tunes.