I'm feeling a bit sad and terribly nostalgic .... anyone up for a bunfight about trolls, spoof threads being not fun but bad, the po, bitchplopping and general MUMSNET HAS GORN TO THE DOGS.

[HoneyDragon]

It's pretty much fucked here in general a bit so I figured we could just make up some stupid petty vendettas and have a good old fashioned bunfight?

Everything is soo boring since the gossip threads vanished... WTF happened to a good bit of gossip, very disappointed someone lost their nerve...

I like being able to say cunt. Fuck too. I'm quite keen on dollop. But never the m word.

Actually to defend the gossip thread, with the recent libel action, the poster didn't want to carry it on herself

She offered someone else to do it and no one wanted to. So it was deleted

CoolCarrie the blind gossip threads were getting ridiculous through, anyone could make up any old drivel, as I'm sure they were.

If this place doesn't sort its shit out soon I'll be bankrupt and dead.

I'm easily convinced to do stupid stuff. This is why in real life I've just paid £35 to do a 5k run that involves climbing highing and wet things.

Which I'll have to train for.

Ffs.

Lambshank - you forgot:

Why can't I remember the code for the Burns night bunnit? Grrr.

HoneyDragon You mean IS and Soros arent paying you to post?

Honey, you weirdo - that's mad! Why would you pay to do something so awful, they should pay you!

Actually paying to take part in a 5k race with climbing and wet things?

But if Trump was breastfeeding, we could call it chestfeeding to be more inclusive. Would it be banana milk? And who'd drink it, Farage?

@Soubriquet - Umifuckingzoomi. I hope it's not the 'Chicks in the city' one. God, I hate that program. He has the power to make anything in the world out of shapes, whilst she has the power of... changing the pattern on her dress. Fucking great.

Hahaha, to Trump in a dress. I am sick of Virtue Signalling up-to-fucking-11 threads.

Someone will come along with a parking-n-indoor-shoes-celeb-dilemma soon and it will all be alright.

Honey I did the same last year...and they shouted at me...best day ever!!!

YES!

This is what happens when I have nothing to distract me.

I'm not paid by any terrorist organisations to post.

Although old HelenMumsnet once offered to pay me to stop typing.

@Soubriquet - Umifuckingzoomi. I hope it's not the 'Chicks in the city' one. God, I hate that program. He has the power to make anything in the world out of shapes, whilst she has the power of... changing the pattern on her dress. Fucking great

It's on netflix...so it's all of them!

I see, the libel story just read it in the news, I had missed that, fair enough

Ooh you dong Pretty Mudda or whatever it's called? Me too. Must be crackers!

Any way, I can't stay to chat I've found out where my builder lives and I'm off to shit in his toilet so I can start a thread referencing the tradesmen's entrance a lot*

*Someone once called me a sexist bourgeoise on here for making a joke about letting people use my tradesmen's entrance. Because women can do that stuff too you know! And you shouldn't make them go round the back! Happy days :)

Could someone just start a "Do you have posters that you hate on MN?" thread? OP has to contain "Naming no names natch" and then a series of clues slagging off randoms. I feel like we haven't had one in a while

When is the event Honey?

Well you've just confirmed the stereotype that lefties self flagellate.

Honey - I see you FOUR bogs (haven't used that since school but, since we're in bun fight mode....) and raise.... FIVE and I don't have a toilet/loo/lavatory brush😱😱😱😖😖😖

I got deleted once for calling someone a nitwit.

Do you think mnhq would have a brexit/ trump /trans thread, then we could compare the make up skills of Trump and Farage?

I wasn't talking about Trump breastfeeding. I was talking about Trump breastfeeding. Nuvver one of them tapes the Russians got innit.

I just made that up should Putin be reading, please don't kill me