I'm feeling a bit sad and terribly nostalgic .... anyone up for a bunfight about trolls, spoof threads being not fun but bad, the po, bitchplopping and general MUMSNET HAS GORN TO THE DOGS.

[HoneyDragon]

It's pretty much fucked here in general a bit so I figured we could just make up some stupid petty vendettas and have a good old fashioned bunfight?

Claiming Royal status bill?

Yeah, kneel bitch. (That's how one chatted up Camilla you know).

Wotcha Honey

It's all gorn to the dogs here.

Corgis

So many disturbing images today.....

I got deleted once for saying I was disappointed in BOF.

MNHQ told me they'd deleted the post as a personal attack against Shiney.

Never did find out why been disappointed in BOF was such an affront to Shiney.

Pretty much my proudest moment, it was a two for one without any swears

I only come on here for the dating threads and parking threads now. It's dullsville otherwise.

I always try to ensure that my messages contain at least one swear word too so that the DailyFail can't pick it up and use it. Cunts.

In fact, I am Prince Charles.

Yeah, yeah in that case I'm Sparticus.

You'd think that when there's nothing of interest around, I'd get loads of work done. But no, I just click on and off threads all day, barely typing and muttering how MN has gorn to the dogs

Yes, work does cut into my MN habit. Drinking works well with MN, but work...

That doesn't work, they just fuzz out the swears now :(

Tsk. Everybody and his dog here is Spartacus. That's well old.

And I am prince Charles. I can reveal to you the Duke of Edinburgh seduced my mother when she toured his destroyer by twerking to The Andrew's Sister's 'Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B', getting her shitfaced then taking her up the poop deck. Ahem.

Up until right this second nobody outside the Royal Family knew this except for The Archbishop of Canterbury and Able Seaman Archibald Smythe who met an unfortunately accident with a tunnel in Paris a stray hammock shortly after witnessing events

Is that why mummy allowed you to marry the Bad Girl after all, Charlie? You found out and she worries you'll tell?

No. Basically in 1980 I took a really bad batch of acid and by the time I came round the deed was done. I was off my tits in Westminster Abbey. I thought my intended was the Hindu Goddess Kali and I was her band of thieves. Really bad trip.

Please may we have Mumsnet Blind Alley Gossip back? Missing it lots.

Ooh when did the appear, love it! even if I have become a STP.

Sadly the emoticon arrived as a homage to Zombie, who died yesterday

Sorry to put a downer on your fucking horrible post Honey

BIWI oh no I didn't realise.

Oh no, Zombie

so glad to have some! What a fucking awesome memorial.

Oh it's gin... I thought it was bubble bath. And I've just being paying my respects to lady zombie on the other thread.

Oh no, I didn't know about Zombie

Zombie seems to be the only one keeping us together at the moment.
RIP

She's still here in the back end of the site. Part of it really.