I'm feeling a bit sad and terribly nostalgic .... anyone up for a bunfight about trolls, spoof threads being not fun but bad, the po, bitchplopping and general MUMSNET HAS GORN TO THE DOGS.

[HoneyDragon]

It's pretty much fucked here in general a bit so I figured we could just make up some stupid petty vendettas and have a good old fashioned bunfight?

From what I hear about zombie, she wouldn't want her demise to be a thread killer....

So.... call this a bun fight you bunch of fuckers??

Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.... mutter mutter

You can hugs, hubsters and xxxxxx's over at nethuns you delicate snowflakes

HTH

She is woven into the fabric of MN.

You can get. You can get ffs

Zombie would want gin downed and buns thrown
So come on you fuckers!!

We're lighting candles on t'other thread.

Are newbies with nothing to feel nostalgic about allowed to join?

I just have a toilet brush story to share-because my life is that fucking exciting-
Two years ago I was visiting a friend for the week to help her unpack after moving house. Dd(3) left massive skid marks on the toilet,so went to ask where would i find the toilet brush thinking friend either didn't unpack it,or it was somewhere less obvious. She told me very matter of fact "I live we three males. They kinda just pee on it until it goes away!". Uhmm.. all righty then.

Exit where's the other thread?

In Other Subjects.

A whisky for Z

Cheers.

I raised a glass to zombie last night, but if you want a real bun fight.......can I park in a p/c space outside Greggs and leave the goat in charge?....

I'm getting a bit about all the "name change but Maui, Chinese lady, penis beaker... rarararara"

Let's just agree on a secret knock or something.

A bun fight you say?

Frozen mash is the dogs bollocks as are frozen onions. I laugh out loud at cooking from scratch.

Biwi why do you think I was a bit sad and nostalgic and wanted a old fashioned shit kicking, cake punching bun fight?

NOW STOP BEING SISSIES AND MAKE ZOMBIE PROUD!

And in other news ....frozen mash is made from dog gonads? Ew.

Mash fight!!

You feed your kids frozen mash?!

Well they need something quick to go with their turkey dinosaurs!!

Yay an old school Fred of the type I like to lurk on.
As you were with the frozen mash and the

Beyond dinosaurs are soo last year. They have spaceships now,they're all the rage.

I used to love Bernard Matthews turkey drumsticks when I was young, my mum would never buy Smash though, it always looked good on the adverts (she'd have probably bought the frozen mash though)

We used to have findus crispy pancakes
Haven't seen them in years

TheCrow, they're often on offer in Asda at £1 a pack

My snobby kids won't touch them, but DH loves them!

Lobs over a frozen precooked microwave jacket potato for maximum injury potential ...

Ahh yes, I liked the crispy pancakes too

I was called a lazy cow on a thread where a few of us were singing the praises of frozen mash a few years back and I do think she meant to be rude.