I'm feeling a bit sad and terribly nostalgic .... anyone up for a bunfight about trolls, spoof threads being not fun but bad, the po, bitchplopping and general MUMSNET HAS GORN TO THE DOGS.

[HoneyDragon]

It's pretty much fucked here in general a bit so I figured we could just make up some stupid petty vendettas and have a good old fashioned bunfight?

I got deleted once for calling someone a nitwit.

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I did add in the bear but saw it was on the smiley list below so deleted it (although 'in my day' it wasn't on there!) Tried a few attempts on the bunny ears Easter theme but couldn't remember.

There is the unicorn too but I couldn't pull it off

The bitch plopping is driving me mad.

Don't know about his make up, but apparently Farage's penis has 'choad like qualities'.

I keep wandering into threads about non-stick frying pans and washing powder.
They're quite safe and homely.
Should I join the WI?

Choad?

No one knows anyone anymore.

Who are you?

I really hadn't given any thought to farages penis, I now need brain bleach billsykes do they have Tha on the housekeeping threads?

OOooooh I am being woo-ed back by the smileys. And woo. More woo is needed.

What is the bat cave madness>

Choad like qualities = what we used to call an acorn penis.

We being my clique - for we must have been a clique, not just friends - at uni.

I am STILL fucking waiting for an irony emoticon.

Happy with the new , still want my to be included in the seasonal emoticons, but I really really really want an irony one.

choad like qualities that is barftastic BillSykes don't know what choad means but it sounds rancid

I can't do blank posts anyone.
someone PM me

Housekeeping threads have Zoflora.
That should remove an unwanted penis.

Brain bleach? You mean you haven't used it yet? Dirty bitch. I bet you only change your towels twice a day too.

I don't have towels, breeding grounds for bacteria don't you know....

Mwah ha ha ha haa!

I'm happy now.
Thank you.

Naughty empty posts! I'll tell.

I got banned last week. Bloody banned!! Not just deleted (in fact the posts I was banned for still stand)

Seven years without so much as a warning :(

I blame brexit. And trump.

Oh and

Prince Charles has a phobia of hot hand dryers so takes his own towels everywhere and uses a new set each time.

In fact, I am Prince Charles.