I'm feeling a bit sad and terribly nostalgic .... anyone up for a bunfight about trolls, spoof threads being not fun but bad, the po, bitchplopping and general MUMSNET HAS GORN TO THE DOGS.

[HoneyDragon]

It's pretty much fucked here in general a bit so I figured we could just make up some stupid petty vendettas and have a good old fashioned bunfight?

I've got people thinking I'm a pervert on my other thread ....I'm not a pervert I'm just a bit deranged.

There was nearly a bun fight on a thread about a shopping list earlier. Some upstart oik wanted to know why the list was being analysed on t'internet.

I don't think it had any smash on it.

for Zombie.

Well, looking at your other thread it is an easy mistake to make, HoneyDragon.

Looking for the pervert deranged thread.

I distinctly said in the op I wasn't perving. People are so untrustworthy.

I reckon the mum on the bottle thread has given up

Are shopping list threads back? Everyone seemed to get bored of them. I always liked them.

Well, "I am not a pervert, but..." didn't appear to create an atmosphere of trust. That might be the place to go for a proper bunfight, I could blast in and call them all frigid.

I quite like the hygiene threads. How often do you wash your sheets, foof, hair, kitchen floors? Annually! WTF? Hourly!

I like hygiene threads too, it's all good related though being January

I haven't seen a stinking DH/DP one for a while... either they have all decided to embrace the shower or the women have finally got up and LTB's I do miss those

Food not good

....I'm not a pervert I'm just a bit deranged.

Which bit?

Most of the bits tbh.

Can I just pitch in with a toilet brush emoticon?
It might just stir things up a bit....

Stirred with a pooey loo brush... that won't make things kick off, oh no...

Not bothered reading the thread. What's it been about?

RTFT. More royal GFing by some brigade. Male brigade no less.

OH thanks Beyond - thought I'd tried that code but obviously not!

I hadn't noticed the as a homage to Zombie either - but it's well deserved and entirely appropriate. So sad she's gone. :(

No Paxillin, You read the thread. I'm an International Person of Danger.(Imagine that with some echo). I've got mysteries to solve. Poetry to write. Princesses in peril to rescue. If I can't find any Princesses in peril to rescue, I have Princesses to find, then put in peril for later rescuing. I haven't the time to read threads.

You're all horrible!

I'm going to report you to mnhq and get you all banned and the thread deleted so there!

What about Princes in peril? Or Dukes and Duchesses. Or a slightly perturbed Vicountess?

Last time they tried to delete a thread with me still within it ended badly for all

Or dragons and dragonesses in peril. Really not very inclusive.

Did it?

Did you stamp your feet and throw a big hissy fit?

Oh no wait. Can't use hissy fit. It's sexist apparently

You're being disingenuous in your last post op.