To think the cat wants to kill us?

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Look at her face! Dp is at one end of the sofa. I'm at the other. She was in the middle but she moved because one of the other cats came downstairs and looked at her and she got all huffy. Other cat didn't even look at her.

She can't sit on the chair because there's another cat on it already fast asleep. She sniffed other cats bum but cat won't move so she's on the back of the chair glaring at us. There is still space on the sofa!!

lol she's grumpy cat

• Other cat didn't even try to climb up, not look at her. I'm scared of cat. I'm being put off my typing.

Do. Not. Close. Your. Eyes.

This is a public service announcement

Yep. That cat is mad as hell right now. Be careful

She always looks a bit grumpy but that's a proper killer look from her. This is her usual face. And her sharing the sofa with dp and boy cat. Black and white mini cow/cat is sat with me. God knows where other cat is.

Well, OP, you're toast, really. That cat has malevolent plans

WIBU to barricade the bedroom door tonight?

Other cat is setting up the tripwire. They are in cahoots!
Nice knowing you OP. Any last words?!?!

She wants one of your Pringles

That is an angry 😡 cat watch your back OP!

Those Pringles are disgusting, she can have them :o

She is now huffing because mini cow/cat is up on the sofa between me and dp watching TV.

I fear it's not going to end well.

Last words? Fuuuuuck! (probably)

You're fucked.

So just eat the Pringles and embrace your destiny

Black and white looks like she's photo bombing you.

Your cat has the cold, dead eyes of a killer. Run. Now.

Actually both your cats look gorgeous and I want them

Your toast OP. Do you think she'll play with you for a while before finally finishing the deed?

Don't blink.

Back away slowly and get some treats and lay them on sofa as an offering

Oh god, have visions of being dragged around by the leg and then dropped down the stairs while she paws me to see if I'm still twitching :o

Mini cow/cat is now sat on the back of the sofa licking my ear. I'm not sure if it's love or just tasting me. She's normally a very affectionate soul so I'm hoping it's the former.

Other two cats if you want to drool.

The cat is planning something.

I like your collection of weather houses.

Eustace That's not weather houses. That's fucking Lego.