Nc'd as don't want to out myself.
Someone has parked a motorbike INSIDE the communal area of a block of flats. To set scene, you open the communal door and there are stairs to the left, next to them there is a space about 6ft wide by 12ft long which is where the motorbike is parked. They have been asked to remove within 24hrs.
Who on earth does that?! Why would anyone think that is sensible. Is it not an outrageous fire hazard, there is only one exit and this is it! I don't even feel comfortable with it being there for that long (let alone a comment of "give them a week to move it"). I'm not being over the top thinking it needs to go asap am I? Would you want it there if it were your block? Common sense as they say, is clearly not common.