Look, one of the more common female fantasies is to find a ruff tuff macho badboy who's also a softie at heart and good with kids. But there's no such thing.
So isn't it very, very, naughty of Philp Thingy out of Life On Mars to be showcasing his softie side by reading the bedtimes stories on CBeebies this weeK? Just when LIfe On Mars is back?
AIBU to think that he is, in fact , so naughty for doing this that he needs to be severely punished and therefore should show up at my house at his earliest convenicence...?