I asked my DH to pop out and get some wrapping paper to wrap the kids presents from Father Christmas ... he's turned up with 4 rolls of Minions paper, clearly from the 'Birthday aisle' in the supermarket!!!!!
Not a touch of glitter, holly or a snowflake in sight - just blooming yellow things in dungarees as far as the eye can see.
I can't bring myself to use this as Father Christmas just wouldn't ... would he?