Uninvited guest on weekend before xmas...

[KindergartenKop]

An uninvited guest turned up after school today. It's the weekend before Christmas and I really don't need this. It's Ds2s birthday on Saturday and DHs birthday on Sunday (all the family are coming over for lunch etc). Guest claims to 'only eat dry biscuits or shepherds or cottage pie'.
WIBU to tell him to piss off?

Mumsnet, he is the class bear.

Tell him there's no room at the Inn and put him in the shed. It'll be a true christmas story to tell the class in January.

Excellent photo opportunities coming up, what with birthdays and Christmas!

Also time to broaden his diet. Birthday cake and turkey dinner maybe?!

Bears hibernate in winter. Put him to bed in a box in the garage

Photos or it didn't happen

Sadly he's not staying for Xmas, we don't break up until next week.

Lucky though, I couldn't cope with buying extra presents.

Make him the tree bear. Stick him up the top and leave him there all weekend.