Tonight the printer wouldn't work when dd1 was trying to print of her homework. Find out the problem is a tube of gold glitter glue which has somehow gotten inside and fucked up the rollers.
I don't know which dd did it - but dd1 didn't seem surprised.
Anyway - she is the only one who needs a printer, she has a £25 amazon voucher which she got for her birthday and had no plans for using it. Was I unreasonable to use the voucher to pay for most of a new printer? ? (She thinks I am - unsurprisingly! )