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AIBU?

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Aibu - or should I ltb?

36 replies

MrsRobinson79 · 25/11/2016 13:11

List of things he does that make me think I should

Puts towel back on radiator - but screwed up so absolutely no chance of drying

Leaves lights on all the time when leaving rooms

Bathes kids once a week but leaves their clothes wherever he takes them off and bath water in bath

Leaves the plastic bit hanging off the top of milk when he opens it (should ltb for this alone if I'm honest)

Leaves empty toilet rolls on holder

When asked to get a fresh toilet roll from downstairs loo where they are kept he brings the half used one instead of bringing 2 or 3 new ones!!!

Obviously I am practically perfect in every way and have no annoying habits Grin

OP posts:
Loaferloveforyou · 25/11/2016 13:12

Im confused, did I write this post?!? Grin

iminshock · 25/11/2016 13:16

Why have you stayed so long?

iminshock · 25/11/2016 13:17

And get a free half hour with a solicitor so you can get his every last penny

iminshock · 25/11/2016 13:17

Do you have RL support?

iminshock · 25/11/2016 13:17

In the meantime have some hot sweet tea.

iminshock · 25/11/2016 13:18

I suspect OW

Elland · 25/11/2016 13:19

Book a spa day Hun Wink

Ohyesiam · 25/11/2016 13:22

I thought my oh was to busy to lead a double of life, but you have proved me wrong. He is lovely with the kids though, isn't he?

MrsRobinson79 · 25/11/2016 13:25

I'm just off for a midday drink to help me deal with it Wine

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MrsRobinson79 · 25/11/2016 13:26

Don't know how to quote people but ohyesiam Grin

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hellsbellsmelons · 25/11/2016 13:45

BINGO!!!!
I have 2 of these as in 18 YO DD and OH!

LookingGoodForTheLassies · 25/11/2016 13:47

Call 101 and get it logged. Then LTB.

MissVictoria · 25/11/2016 13:47

Why would anyone carry about a manky half used loo roll instead of a new one?!

Hastalapasta · 25/11/2016 13:48

LTB. Your only option. I would commit murder at the screwed up towels, yet alone the strewn around clothes! I too am Mary Poppins like in my perfection Xmas Grin

LokisUnderpants · 25/11/2016 13:49

Am I your husband?! Blush

MyKingdomForBrie · 25/11/2016 13:51

Oh thank god my DH must have moved out and in with you Grin

MothertotheLordsofmisrule · 25/11/2016 14:16

Hang on let me just check DH is still upstairs and hasn't nipped round yours.

However he catches spiders and indulges my twiglet habit so I will keep him.

Sohardtochooseausername · 25/11/2016 14:18

Does he take the bins out though?

44PumpLane · 25/11/2016 15:37

Can you cancel the cheque though OP?!? :)

ElizabethHoney · 25/11/2016 15:41

Just be grateful he isn't stealing your vibrator or delaying you getting your Christmas jumper...

Tryingtostayyoung · 25/11/2016 17:55

Ltb now before it goes on so long you feel unable! Be kind to yourself Grin

MrsRobinson79 · 25/11/2016 18:13

Not yet 44pumplane. I'm considering going to Maui to get away though, might meet a new husband to be there...

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allgoodnamestaken · 25/11/2016 18:55

Does he leave empty bottles beside the recycling box? Screw up teatowels and leave them on the worktop?
If yes, I have his twin

civilfawlty · 25/11/2016 18:58

Allhoodnames - make that triplets...

Thattimeofyearagain · 25/11/2016 18:59

Leaves draws open IS A SPOONY FUCKER Grin

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