AIBU to start a FB tat Christmas edition thread?

[Velvetdarkness]

I just saw this on a FB selling page. I've no idea what it is, or why anyone would want one, but it is handmade after all!

Share your festive tat!

Wait - that's a wolf's head?! I wasn't quite sure what it was but..... Wow.

I just can't imagine drinking from a glittery glass. Wouldn't it feel horrible in your mouth?

Made from pallets..

Found this earlier!

I assumed it was a wolf Jess, but I'm maybe giving the 'artist' too much credit

I guessed wolf as well...the classic Christmas wolf.

I'm sure any parent would be thrilled to receive this for baby's first Christmas

I have a burning desire for this thread to be kept alive

Roll up! Roll up!

The crispy is only £2

Why is that food being sold in a bloody test tube??? Mm, festive.

Lol! Those pretzels! They look like they've been nibbled already. Love to know how many were sold

£15. I shit you not.

Prosecco sets from £20 hun

How about a beautiful candle for that special Christmas gift?

Aaargh I'm buying shares in glitter before next Xmas. I can't get over the amount of stuff being glittered

These are on local selling page. Driftwood father christmases apparently

I've finally seen some on one of my local fb groups! From £4-£9 but that sponge in the cake boxes looks like it's mouldy!

Those driftwood Father Christmases are rather creepy.

I can't believe they are charging £2 for a chocolate rice crispy square with a nibbled pretzel stuck in it!

Off to find the latest offerings...

Driftwood father christmases look rather turd-like. Particularly the one on the right.....

Tonight find is this bizzarely curated paper cup 'treat' selection. 'Treat' horrible word.

So you remember at school when...ahem...some students (not me, obviously) would wet toilet paper in the school toilets and throw it at the ceiling so it stuck there? The driftwood Santa reminds me of that. Wet bog roll Santa.

up to £9 for a friggin' felt bowl (I am guessing?) a rubber duck from a poundland multipack and a shower puff that clearly costs pennies!

Anyone else see the word "cockie"

On my local town FB page someone asked if anyone made personalised stuff.. .i think it was one of you lot on the hunt for more tat

One of the pages tagged did reveal these beauts. The owner of this page proudly claims she can glitter anything you want. Again with the glitter, why???????

What a skill; being able to glitter anything you want . Most Some things SHOULD NOT BE GLITTERED.

God, I would be tempted to send in something truly bizarre for her to glitter. Maybe a giant pink dildo, if she was a bit miffed I could say... "well you DID say glitter ANYTHING!"

A glittered dildo? That mod podge glue stuff better REALLY hold the glitter on then

Haha! If it doesn't I'll have to ask for my money back. Either that or it could be used as a rather inappropriate festive decoration. I wonder how long it would take for DM to notice and spit her tea everywhere in outrage?