AIBU to start a FB tat Christmas edition thread?

[Velvetdarkness]

I just saw this on a FB selling page. I've no idea what it is, or why anyone would want one, but it is handmade after all!

Share your festive tat!

Candle for sale!!!
I would want the pineapple thrown in too.

It's kinda sad. Like someone wrote on their families stockings in glitter glue one day, and from the 'ah that's nice honey' somehow decided to open a home business.

No, they're only sweet because your family love you.

alltoomuch surely that candle is now used. How much of it will be left?

These were on my fb this morning!!

tisy Ha what shite!

£12 hun

WTF is the Kit Kat one?!!!! Oh my god! And what a waste of Scrabble tiles closet Scrabble addict here

I think the kit kat art is hilarious. I am tempted to give it to someone for xmas just to see the look of sheer bafflement on their face.

Red- my cunt hun sil would be all over this.

OMG the tat just keeps coming! Love it. THe kit kat one...why the freak would you want a kit kat on your bloody wall?

£6 for 8 maltesers!!!!!!!

Jeeze I gotta get me a facebook account, I can feel a fortune coming on.

~I'm crying at the framed KitKat.
I'm going to frame a pack of my favourite Haribo Starmix. Break open in case of emergency.

Scrabble tile shite seems to be all the rage; every third stall at Camden Market seems to be doing it.

They haven't managed to sell any yet, not sure why?

alltoomuch I'm doing a can of Special Brew and an Embassy No. 1, and I'm getting a copywright, before any of you buggers attempt to nick my idea...

These monstrosities were proffered on my FB this morning. £5 to treat the kiddies this Christmas. Should think the kiddies could make their own much better ...

Some beauties here! £2 for the poodle. £15 for the bloody footprint thing. And nothing says Christmas like some flavoured tobacco substitute

The button feet aren't even on card!

Omg at the button feet! Hacked ribbon, crumpled paper, off centre message... £15!! I'm stunned...

Fuck off cineplex. I have reported you

a collection of the latest film in my yard

Apparently, milkshakes work better for attracting the guys...

(wanders off feeling very confused)

Is that abomination abominable snowman for sale, Peepshow??!

4 pints of lager and a packet of glitter ...