AIBU to start a FB tat Christmas edition thread?

[Velvetdarkness]

I just saw this on a FB selling page. I've no idea what it is, or why anyone would want one, but it is handmade after all!

Share your festive tat!

That truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

What a pile of shit

How about these 'Christmas crackers!' ?sorry couldn't resist!

mrs Are those the beakers that you can buy in Poundland in sets of five? I don't know what to say....

You have to admire the gall....

I was about to start this the other day. Can I give you the sweetie wreath which she hasn't even finished priced when pictured. It is a steal at £22 or these really lovely custom made batman light up jars-I am sure my 4 year old would do a more professional job!

Ooh, how much for the batman jar hun?

Yay. I love fb tat threads. Especially festive ones

I don't actually know what this is! I have loads on various selling sites

. I love this thread already! The Batman jar is splendid!

what the fuck were they thinking

I also like how they strategically placed the Batman lamp on the ached Evans guilty verdict. Nice, Christmassy touch, there...

Why the fuck don't people have a cursory tidy before taking pictures?! Why would you picture your gift right in front of the draining rack, or resting near a pile of receipts???

Ched Evans, even

I always wonder who buys these

I've posted this before, but it's just too good to not share again

laury my parents got DD a reindeer like that, and she fucking loves it. It sits in our hallway at Christmas, and she's on the thing all the time.

I hang my head in MN shame for owning it.

Denim. Always Christmassy.

I bet John is going to love his Bewitched themed stocking.

This Poundland cups are amazing 😂

The thing is these Facebook sellers never bother to investigate the rules, be it licensing (eg Batman) or food regs. I run my own business and am trying to introduce a reed diffuser product but its taking bloody ages to work through the associated rules and regs. Still I'd rather that than injure someone! The pricing is always hilarious too. They see something online and think 'I could knock that off' and charge the same amount or worse in some cases undercut. Except they use poor materials, and poor skills and don't have to factor in premises, insurance, wages, tax, vat, commission, ni, and all the other bits that go into professional retailers pricing algorithms.

Somebody had spammed our running group with ads for their "elf on a shelf" packs on eBay. A bag of tat. Of crap for e on the s ideas. For £8.99. Apparently a vital help for busy mums.

Well, don't do blardy elf on the poxy shelf, then.

Her posts were deleted.

Ha! The scrabble decs 'can do any name...even if I don't have the letters'.

Quite like the reindeer mind

Oh I got so into my rant I forgot to add mine... £3 for these bargains (probably falling foul of those regulations I mentioned)

Sheesh! I love this thread!
Not quite relevant but hey ho...

For anyone who would like to buy one of the delightful batman jars at £5 a pop here are some more pics. What was she thinking!

My personal favourite is this one... you can buy the bottles for 59p and the sweets are 10p per bag! But these can be yours for £4.00

I'm not even sure WHAT this is supposed to be.

Sorry photo didn't attach.