Sorry, I know all the old beans here hate this sort of newby shite offsetting via sweariness but I have no idea what 'flip this thread' does and I AM TOO SCARED TO PRESS THE BUTTON in case it breaks mumsnet or something and you try googling 'flip thread' loads of weird crafting results and reddit. And I've done really well reading the acronyms and R all the FTs carefully and never once troll hunting...
If I get flamed for this I warn you I will Flip the shit out of all the threads and then you'll be sorry.
In order to make this more fun, bonus question:
Guess how beans are in my bean jar?