Aaaaaaaargh is there no escape?

[jesterkat]

From the awful twins?
Is it me on does the music on the latest moonpig advert sound just like Topsy and sodding Tim?
Aibu to think the terrible twosome should bog back off to cbeebies and stay there?

I thought this was going to be about the Kardashians 😗

Oh god, no escape from them either! What do you reckon was the great jewel heist an inside job? Why did Kim flee France so quickly? Was it all a ploy for insurance payout and publicity to prop up Kayne's weezy label?
God I need to stop reading the national enquirer!

Aww, c'mon. We went to the cbeebies prom and when they played the T&T theme with the proper grunt of the live brass section I was so moved i cried. (To be fair DS had also just wee'd in my shoe so I was emotional).

I don't get it. Why does everyone hate T&T? It would be more realistic, though, if Joy was drinking pino grigio at 4.30pm whilst the twintabulous duo watch two hours of television.