I wish I were tech so much. I would set up an auto-responder to any post in the AIBU topic, which picks 100 names at random plus 100 controversial quotes at random, merges them and posts them in reply.
I would have so much fun. I'd probably do the same thing with any thread with chavvy in the title too. And I think I would have to wade in with something similar whenever moggeling kicks off. Or maybe to kick them off if it's too quiet.
[mwah hah hah emoticon]