To leave the DH over this?

[OhShitFuck]

Ok. So this is a little difficult to say, but I need to know what others would do.

It was my birthday a couple days ago and I was bought a few lovely presents and a lovely, yet childish cake (just my thing - DD even thought it amusing). We took the cake home with us and there was one piece left.

I was looking forward to having it later this morning. I even told him so.

I've not long got up and I've realized the bastard has eaten it last night!! While I slept!

WIBU to leave him over this? It has really shook me to the core, the trust is gone completely, I'm so upset.

Yawn

Oh cheer up.

It's 5:20am and I can't sleep. It is lighthearted - can't believe I even need to say that.

There is nothing lighthearted about cake! Leaving him is not enough, grevious bodily harm is in order.

I did think about duct taping him to the ceiling and making him apologize to my grumbly tummy but I'm so weak after not being able to eat the cake that I couldn't even push him if I tried!

I know it's lighthearted. It just wasn't very interesting.

Well go away then? Bu bye..

There should be an emergency cake delivery service for such situations. I feel for you. do you have 24 hour Tesco nearby? Send him out for replacement cake.

Ok you know how these things go.
Yanbu, he should buy you a cake
Yanbu, ltb
Yanbu, kill him

Here, stick this in your cake hole