Just got back from a few days away. Do and DF have been keeping an eye on the homestead. Seems a couple of nights ago they brought in some fish and chips for their supper and thoughtfully put their plates and cutlery in the dishwasher. It's been 32 degrees here today. I just opened said dishwasher and OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT UNHOLY STINK OF HELL!! Noxious rotting cod particles have invaded my house. There is not enough febreeze in the fucking world