To tell you all

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that I was in a shop today that was selling a product called "Lady Garden" and to ask you what you think that product was?

Flower seeds

Shears?

Grow your own cress head bikini bottoms.

Merkin?

Thrush treatment?

I had a flyer put through my door advertising a new gardening company. They called themselves 'The Lady Gardeners'.

A wax? There's a beauticians near me called "the lady garden"

Waxing strips

A DIY brazilian wax treatment?

Maybe grow your own pubes in jazzy colours??

A drink? I've seen energy drinks being called similar...

Those stupid gardening tools with 'girly' patterns on the handles?

They did a Cancer campaign last year called Lasy Garden, some of the stuff was sold in Topshop, so it could be anything.

Nope, none of the above.
Clearly I will have to return tomorrow and take a picture...

Vaginas?

A tiny monitored flower pot in the shape of a lady.

Monitored? Miniature.

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Was it the baroness? Who is genuinely called Lady Garden?

Clearly I will have to return tomorrow and take a picture...

Tomorrow? But I need to know today.
Seriously, if it's not about bikini lines or actual gardens, I can't imagine what it is.

That oil stuff that helps pubic hair grow?

Nope, none of the above.
Clearly I will have to return tomorrow and take a picture..

don't be that person

I want to know now!

Gardening clothes? If there's such a thing!