Tonight I am alone...

[Twatting]

..until God knows what time.

DC is at his dad's, DP is out playing football/pub with 'the boys'.

Wibu to finish work, get 3 meals from McDonald's and a bottle of wine and sit in the garden getting drunk and fat? AND THEN act like I've been doing housework for 5 hours?

Of course I will hide the evidence

You've forgotten the tub of Ben & Jerry's to round off the meal.

3 meals from McDonald's is more like punishing yourself! It's 30 degrees outside. Get Ben & Jerry's and a bucket of gin!

How about 2 meals, Ben and Jerry's a bucket of gin and a bottle of wine. Washed down nicely with another bottle of wine.

Is that taking it too far? I could claim heatstroke to excuse my dunken demeanour :)

I'd have the three Maccy D's...are the smoked ones out? The advert looks delicious- I'd get the beef and the chicken option

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me. If you drink the wine directly from the bottle it will save on washing up.

Saving on washing up is half the reason I'm going for maccys rather than a Chinese/Indian combination!!

Do you think a a portion of cheesy bites per meal would go down nicely?

Haha! I'm also alone til late this evening. I just had the £20 Pizza Hut deal delivered (2 sides, 2 pizzas and a bottle of soft drink)

I will warm some up for dh's dinner.

There's also wine in the fridge :)

If your Maccy's is near a KFC, could do the double, one meal from each, mmmm!

Sounds like a fabulous idea but why pretend you have been doing housework my love?

He's at the pub! Maybe a DVD too?

No to McD's. Yes to buckets of wine and gin.

Wibu to my waistline if I have a maccys, kfc, Pizza Hut AND Burger King??
Wine
Gin
Whatever else I have in my cupboard?!

I'm going to pretend to do housework so I can make him feel guilty and he also then still owes me a free pass

Wowzer! I do love a take away a bit too much but even I couldn't manage that! You go for it, it would be rude not to!

May I also suggest a cider over ice to go with all that delicious crap cuisine?

I'm going to be a stone heavier and paralytic by the time I see DP again

Hmmm.....if it is your turn to do the housework tonight, then YABVU.

I am not sure you would like if you came back expecting a clean house and he was drunk, having stuffed himself on takeaway, and not done anything.

Sounds good!

Mitel. Lighthearted....

My house is spotless, constantly. I'm not bragging but there's no way he would know otherwise.

I'm a bit of a clean freak.

I've gone for maccys starter and pizza later. Picked up some cider and have cracked open the wine.
Meanwhile he is catching Pokemon at the 5 a side. Boys will be boys

Why??

Yabu. Mc Donald's isn't food.

For all the haters out there. I've washed up and put away. Sorted washing and hoovered.
I'm tucking into DPs bear because I've ran out of wine and I forgot to put the cider in the fridge, maccys was delicious, pizza about to be ordered. If DP is back in time he's welcome to join.

Now to watch the most awful girl film...any suggestions??

I wish I was tucking into his bear

His beer will have to do for now.

DH is going out tomorrow. I already have a secret cake lined up.

You forgot to put "lighthearted" in the title op

Sounds fab to me!!