For the last couple of years or so since I've got a bit chunky a few people have mentioned I reminded them of Roxy Mitchell.
Not being an Eastenders fan I wasn't too concerned. I rather stupidly assumed it was a compliment. 
An old friend that I haven't seen in about 20 years called in today, and helpfully has shown me some YouTube clips of Roxy in action.
Fuck. That is so not how I see myself deluded, clearly. I'm mortified!
Tell me I'm not the only 40 something saddo that sees someone completely different to the rest of the world when she looks in the mirror?