To hate the informality of the modern world

[flappingbingowings]

Whenenver I post some vaguely inflammatory message, posters always respond to 'flapping'. Never Mrs Bingowings, or more properly 'Lady Flapping of Bingo by the Wings'

We are all going to hell in a hand cart, I tell you

So true, flaps.

Only my mother and dentist are allowed to call me flaps

At least it isn't piss flaps.

Maybe Lady Pissflaps might be more formal

How ya doin' Flapo?

Flape, chill.

Sorry Flapsy, you'll have to suck it up.