To keep eating for as long as possible

[LokisUnderpants]

I'm going to have a small day case procedure in hospital tomorrow. It will be under general anesthetic. The cut off for starting to fast in preparation is midnight. AIBU to eat everything I can until the last possible second?

YADNBU - crack open the biscuits!

Order takeaway

I literally live in the middle of nowhere. It's not possible to get any more rural than I am without living on a boat in the middle of the Atlantic not bitter so no takeaway I'm afraid. I will however be eating a burger, munching through my body weight in pistachios and topping it off with some 85% dark chocolate.

I have this next week, I was just going to go to bed early, but I like your plan better.

Do it blueturtle. It's worth it!!

I'll practice tonight in sympathy for you

Unless you've got a perfectly behaved bowel do not be tempted to fill up too much that whilst under anaesthetic the unthinkable happens...

and you're going to have to poop it all out before your procedure! Eat light.. that's what I'd do. Good luck for your appointment :)

And don't forget to drink your body weight in water too.