This'll have been done before
But oh, for a world where everybody sat.
It's not just the piss drips on the seat. It's the knowledge that there might have been piss drips that have just been swiped off with a bit of tissue.
I'm not going to get herpes or leprosy from it, but I don't particularly want to sit on piss, dried or otherwise.
The idea of bumsweat, on the other hand, doesn't bother me 