"I'd do her if she had a bag on her head"

[TwentyCupsOfTea]

Just stepped out for a cigarette during busy shift in a bar and had this comment made by passing teens. Aibu to wish i had made a fast remark back? Or better to have held my head high in dignified silence? Either way, feeling pissed off and despairing/annoyed.

You should have replied ' I wouldn't do you even with a bag over your head'

Silly little boys thinking they're acting like men.

It was sweet of them to realise you wouldn't want to look at them and take steps to make you comfortable. This should be acknowledged by yelling "so I don't have to look at you"

"Heckle me when your balls have dropped sweet cheeks"

I think I would have put a bag on my head and chased him down the road, shouting "Come to Mumma, you big funky sex machine"

I'd revert to being very teenage and childish and say 'I said the same thing about your Dad'.

"Say hi to your mum for me..."

Who cares? Seriously.

Are you in the age-group where you would want to be found sexually attractive by teens?

Chuck it in the fuck it bucket, and go and find a grown man to eye up.

Saucy - you seem to have missed the point. I'm angry that comments where made about me - I don't care what they were.
Everyone else - cheers, you have made me smile :)