The Man Who Has It All?

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Posting here for traffic because if you're on twitter then you might want to follow this account. It's funny and eye-opening.

His account is a parody on how woman are portrayed by the media and also how we see ourselves as women/mothers/wives often long before we view ourselves as professionals/business owners or sportswomen.

Mumsnet has often opened my eyes to many of these issues and in many ways the subject has been done to death but this man's Twitter account goes one step further.

So posting it here incase any of you would like to take a look :)

twitter.com/manwhohasitall

If you're not on Twitter or can't be arsed then I have copied a few of his tweets below

manwhohasitall ‏@manwhohasitall
RISE & SHINE BUSY DADS! Wife & kids still asleep? Now is a good time to banish dark circles, declutter your life and say hullo holiday hair.

manwhohasitall ‏@manwhohasitall
Curvy dads CAN be successful. Just look at Jeremy Clarkson.
8:00 AM - 23 Aug 2015

manwhohasitall ‎@manwhohasitall
Working dad? No time to shop? Feeling frumpy? Why not team up with another frumpy dad and shop high street fashion together?

manwhohasitall ‎@manwhohasitall
David, age 52, "I keep on top of the housework & run a successful business by remembering to moisturise my neck area"

Oh well - I'm amused by it anyway

off to moisturise my neck area

What do you the the man that has it all?

Penicillin

eh?

Insert "give" and it will make sense!

I'm not on Twitter but the extracts made me smile

I love him.

Curvy dads CAN be successful. Just look at Jeremy Clarkson.

I don't mind being called a 'Postwoman' because I know it covers both women & men. Anything else would sound silly," Ben, 33, Postwoman

"MEN! Is having it all really possible? Kids, relationship, contoured testicles, simple midweek suppers, work outside the home & 6 almonds?"

He's also on Facebook.

I often think of him when reading some crapola on here where some poor woman is beating herself up about her fuckwit useless partner and some twat suggests a spa day leaving him with the kids.

Made me smile

Really funny and sharp. Thanks OP.

www.facebook.com/MANWHOHASITALL/

I follow this on facebook and really enjoy it. My favourite ones are similar to the one Daphne mentioned upthread

Are you sure it's actually written by a man? I thought it was a woman writing it. Love the account it's hilarious.

The comments on the Facebook page are great

that is brilliant, thanks for sharing