To think most threads in AIBU could be answered with...

[cleaty]

One of the following:

• Let kids be kids, who cares what they wear, play with, etc.
• Meh - slightly annoying but not a big deal, forget about it
• Talk to them FFS and let them know how you feel

Try it.

You mean answered with YABU or YANBU?

Or

• LTB

Do we have to pick one of those options to respond, so as to not create a paradox?

Phone 111 or 101

I can't believe I forgot LTB.
But actually those threads should not really be in AIBU, and I always agree when MNHQ move them to relationships.

YABU what about: "Cancel the cheque."?

Also, you forgot 'cancel the cheque'!

That angry bird is giving me the rage.................lot of scope there

Also: no is a complete sentence
And: ODFOD

Awesome x-post with Jeopardy there

What about the spa day, then? That's 20% of the threads resolved right there.

I think we need a wedding one, too. "The bride IBU - don't attend."

Chase

Haha yes or 'she is/you are BABZ'- being a bridezilla.

Don't forget the spa day

I think "well, what does your own common sense tell you?" Would work for 95% of AIBUs.

But it would be quite a dull board.

I go through phases of wanting to answer all threads with "I don't fucking care."

I know what you mean Jack. Some of the long threads are just about such petty stuff.

So do I Saucy but unless tthe OP seems to be a bell end I try not to say so.