To think most threads in AIBU could be answered with...

[cleaty]

One of the following:

• Let kids be kids, who cares what they wear, play with, etc.
  
• Meh - slightly annoying but not a big deal, forget about it
  
• Talk to them FFS and let them know how you feel

[KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes]

Try it.

[Majorlyscared1993]

You mean answered with YABU or YANBU?

[ThinkPinkStink]

Or

• LTB

[ChaseAvenal]

Do we have to pick one of those options to respond, so as to not create a paradox?

[PortiaCastis]

Phone 111 or 101

[cleaty]

I can't believe I forgot LTB.
But actually those threads should not really be in AIBU, and I always agree when MNHQ move them to relationships.

[JeopardyMouse]

YABU what about: "Cancel the cheque."?

[ChaseAvenal]

Also, you forgot 'cancel the cheque'!

[PortiaCastis]

That angry bird is giving me the rage.................lot of scope there

[AlwaysDancing1234]

Also: no is a complete sentence
And: ODFOD

[ChaseAvenal]

Awesome x-post with Jeopardy there

[scandichick]

What about the spa day, then? That's 20% of the threads resolved right there.

[JeopardyMouse]

I think we need a wedding one, too. "The bride IBU - don't attend."

[JeopardyMouse]

Chase

[ChaseAvenal]

Haha yes or 'she is/you are BABZ'- being a bridezilla.

[redexpat]

Don't forget the spa day

[Grilledaubergines]

I think "well, what does your own common sense tell you?" Would work for 95% of AIBUs.

But it would be quite a dull board.

[SaucyJack]

I go through phases of wanting to answer all threads with "I don't fucking care."

[cleaty]

I know what you mean Jack. Some of the long threads are just about such petty stuff.

[ilovesooty]

So do I Saucy but unless tthe OP seems to be a bell end I try not to say so.