To tape Dd's hands together.. (Lighthearted)

[Stvalentinescansuckit]

.. because lovely 8mo dd keeps pinching the back of my arms.

If it's not the back of my arm it's my hair, if it's not my hair she obviously has no choice but to get as much drool over me as she can..

Surely the only choice is to tape her hands together as the back of the arm bloody hurts!

My GD went through the stage, at the same age.

I wasn't well and bruised easily, my arms from my elbow looked like I was into bondage/rough stuff.

We got her into squeezing a blanket or soft toy.

She then started head butting.

Ah I remember that phase. She will stop eventually. My DD stole a barbie today from a charity shop so I'm also considering tape lol! (I went back and paid, obv).

My almost 8 month old likes gouging my face and eyes and pulling my hair. She hasn't progressed to pinching yet. Earlier she sucked my knee cap.

She's not all bad she has started giving me 'kisses' now which is usually ramming her face into mine and trying to suck my nose or lick me

I think you can buy different coloured duct tape - match to outfit & voila....
Mine has reduced the pinching & started with hair pulling and lovingly wiping snot on me & DD1 is 5 & still picks my nails if she's distracted/tired