DD has vomiting and diarrhoea. Was sick all over the new carpet and new sofa.
I handled it.
I got in the bath. Fell asleep. Woke up vomiting, got up to get a bucket, and SHAT gravy like diarrhoea all over the bathroom.
Even 19mo old dd avoided that.
I now have a nappy on under my knickers.
Sympathy please?!