...than the One You bollocks?
I tried the quiz and had to stop halfway through because of the patronising little comments it would pop up with, always using my first name too much like a dodgy estate agent: "sounds like your're not as slim as you could be, Jo! Try eating more fruit and veg and low-fat spreads, Jo!"
Also the way the posters emphasise "you" means that the slogans don't sound like normal English sentences.... "Jeans getting a bit tight FOR YOU?"
Nobody talks that way! It doesn't fucking scan!
AIBU?