To vote this way? (Lighthearted)

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I'm thinking of discounting any party whose canvassers ring my doorbell at 7.30 just as I'm trying to get the toddler to bed.

Do. And tell them why. Because parties bang on about families and clearly have not the remotest idea of what needs one might have.

Once I did that with candidates that interrupted my tea!

It was the DUP (NI). I'd tell them about the toddler but it might detract from my pointing out the error of their bigoted racist misogynistic ways.