AIBU to post on here just to say...

[OneDayIWillBeOrganised]

Hi
I have lurked on mumsnet for months (years!) and love reading AIBU but never post. I constantly worry that whatever I write will be misinterpreted due to my own anxiety Finally brave enough to say hello and Happy Easter!

YANBU to worry about AIBU misinterpretation but YABU to pluck up the courage to post and then only say hello

Either make a dilemma up or embellish one of your own, whichever's easiest.

Welcome to Maui!

Yes, just pick a topic and jump in. When it comes down to it, we're all just randoms on the Internet.

And chronic misunderstanding is part of the fun of AIBU.

I constantly worry that whatever I write will be misinterpreted due to my own anxiety

OK, have you been lurking for months or years?

Which is it????????

Ok ...AIBU to refuse an easter egg of my own due to being on slimming world and then hope that my DH shares his egg

Welcome to Maui!

YANBU

YABU. You are literally worse than Hitler.

There, that wasn't too bad, was it?

YANBU at all.

Everyone knows someone else's Easter egg is always calorie free.

In exactly the same way someone else's chips are.

Worra it's probably more like years!.. don't know how to do strike through yet though.

Don't know how to make names bold either

Don't wait for your DH to offer to share FFS!

Eat, enjoy, then deny, deny, deny.

Did your DH not get you an egg then?

Has he always been like that?

No egg? LTB

If you eat half of his egg, that means it's only half the calories.

If it's only half the calories, that means you can eat twice as much.

You're welcome.

Eat, enjoy, then deny, deny, deny
I do this every week at SW, maybe that's why I'm not getting any slimmer!
He did ask but I said I didn't want one regrets decision

Tsk, bloody women. It's like 'I don't want any chips', then eats mine.

worra that's exactly the sort of advice I've come to value from mumsnet
Think I've got the hang of bold and Strike through too! never pressed those little buttons before

CockacidalManiac
Not guilty of that one. I never refuse chips!

I hate easter - I'm lactose intolerant.

I hope you choke on your half calorie egg.

I had to buy my vegan daughter one of those Moo Free eggs. She'd be better off eating the box.