I stabbed it & blood came out

[PestilentialCat]

well, bloodstained juice really

Looking forward to roast topside of beef in half an hour

not a sporn thread sorry

Swiz! Have a bunny biscuit for that.

Ha ha [tbugrin)

roast potatoes, parsnips, carrots
broccoli, Yorkshire puds, gravy, horseradish sauce
red wine

yum yum - there's lots - do you want to come round?

oops failed with the gloat grin

I was hoping for a festering boil at the very least - err, blood coming out the beef still? STOP cooking it and eat it now!

What a bunnyboiler!

Have you got potch? I'm jealous.

Oh you fucker, thought it was sporn then.

I expect Beef as compensation.

You're having your Sunday roast on ... Saturday evening?! How cosmopolitan. I'm not sure I approve.

I was hoping for a sporn thread

So for that reason alone YABU.

That sounds foul.

At least you didn't sound the klaxon...that would have been very cruel.

Beef now eaten (delicious) - was removed from the oven at the bloody stage and yes, we have had Sunday dinner on Saturday evening - busy tomorrow

I think I may be the only person relieved that the Op was talking about beef!

Well that was a disappointment