To just shove my foot in dh's face....

[Millbram]

He's been watching naff fishing dvds all day and ignoring every one else in the house... surely this is grounds for some kind of retribution?

A slap with a cold wet fish I'd say !!!

The only possible thing more mind numbingly fucking boring than fishing is watching someone else fish. It's the most pointless passtime and frankly it should be banned. Withering sideways glance at DH.

Oh I know! And hes chuckling away watching it like its prime time tv. May "accidentally" scratch all the remaining fish dvds. Our dd has gone to bed in disgust

Isn't the correct response here: he sounds quite the catch!

Catch?

...fishing?

....anyone?

There is fishing DVD jesus wept Dh watches fishing programmes on discovery shed bloody SHED . I think you should grab the remote and make him watch your crap tv programmes

Fishing DVDs???

This is the first time I've ever said LTB! ;)

Ok so that's not how you do a wink face...

Dh had train videos no Dvds thank gawd

Effing Fishing DVDs?

At least when he is actually out fishing, you can get some peace. But fishing DVDs? On the first spring like weekend on the year? While ignoring his own dc? He's taking the jeffing piss.

Apologies for all the ?s.

Dnt let him find you tube !!! Hours and hours of boredom!

Don't you have something else to do too?

Don't be koi , I'd definitely be carping on about it if I were you ! Give him a kick and see if he'll rise to the bait .

Yep Finola...he's monopolised the tv since 1 this afternoon. I think I could just about bear it if it wasnt for the naff soft rock soundtrack that they all seem to have. Its ruined bohemian rhapsody and 20th century boy for me forever!

If you think fishing is dull, you can't have seen one of Bill Dance's fishing videos.

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I think you'd be better off giving him a right hook!

Badum tish!!

Chamaleon - nice one! That'll leave him reeling...

What can he find to laugh at in fishing DVDs?

YANBU, but then you did marry him so completely your own fault

It reminds me of the 10 hour (and 1 second) Nyan Cat video on youtube, it's been viewed 50 million times!

I watched it for the whole ten hours and nothing happened.

Nothing like a bit of wicked tuna!

Fishing makes golf look interesting. Hell. it makes tennis look interesting.

Cod almighty, I can't believe this . . . all right, let's be herring from the Massed Bands of the MC Punning Brigade!

Andrew - I'd take the bait, but I worry fish puns are fin on the ground.

You'd hake the bait?

Did he reel you in? What to do? Hook his eyes out or declare plenty more fish in the sea? Sorry it's so boring. Can't you remove the fuse from the tv plug? Then go out for a fish supper.