Dd is going to be a bridesmaid and the dress specified is from BHS. I merrily ordered 2 sizes for click and collect. I thought it was be simpler to order both then try them on and return one in the shop.
I merrily turn up at the local store and instantly enter the Kafkaesque dark world of BHS. I am informed that no I cannot return wedding items at the store, I can't even use the post office apparently I have to use fucking yodel who demand you are at home between the hours of 7-9 or at work 7-7 to collect the parcel. I am beyond irritated with the whole shitest. And yes I am sure there are worse things going on in the world but it is a Sunday evening and I have spent far too much time in a ghastly BHS store trying to unravel their freakish returns policies. It's like they want to go into administration.