To think that this school mum hates me?

[ThomasRichard]

She's dropped her DD for tea with a recorder.

What do I do? PA status on Facebook? Anonymously report her to the school for bad parking (she doesn't drive to school though so it might be tricky).

What did you do .
Probably a plan between the kids though. Sympathy. And hard booze.

No idea! Maybe I should start DS on violin lessons in time for the reciprocated invitation.

Encourage them to use it as a makeshift sword/wand/hockey stick, and if it survives that, try and see if you can stuff it full of something sticky.

It would be very boring to use it for making a noise

It's currently on top of the bunk bed but they've joyfully worked playdough into the shagpile rug

Aw i thought this might be serious! I have a school mum who genuinely hates me! No idea why, won't look the road I am on!

Take it off her and put it up high

My DC had a play date recently that ended with visiting child eating a lemon then pooing herself. I would rather that than recorder.