to think that Johnny Depp doing an aftershave ad is just wrong

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Why has he lowered himself? Times can't be that hard surely. He was one of the ones who kept himself to himself. Aura of mystery and all that.

I know! I was upset when I saw it, I thought he was better than that. YANBU.

YANBU

He kept the cool thing going for nearly three decades.

The he split up with his long term partner, married someone half his age, had some plastic surgery, and made a pretentious ad about an aftershave called Sausage.

Okay then, Sauvage.

Especially when the posters have been amended to read "sausage".

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I thought exactly the same when I saw it.

Has he fallen on hard times?

He's got a near-adult daughters modelling 'career' to fund now!

His daughter is stunning, she's really got the best features of both parents.

Stunning? Am I missing something? She looks completely average to me. But of course that shouldn't hold her back what with having famous parents and all.

YANBU but for different reasons. It's wrong because he looks like he smells rank and dirty and I don't think that's what Dior are going for.

at sowhite

I'm going to keep my eye out for the posters.

Eye of the beholder and all that Rhonda, but I think she's beautiful.

Brooklyn Beckham looks like your average British teen boy.

I thought he was beyond bedding the cash and he doesn't need the airtime. But.....hell! He's fucking find looking so I won't moan

Bedding?? Freudian slip obviously
Needing.

I feel the same watching Bradley Cooper advertising Häagen Daz.

I wonder if these adverts are only shown outside the USA so they think it doesn't matter to their main audience

He looks a bit smelly so I suppose it's a good fit for the company.

Ahh, sauvage! It smells really quite nice.
Dior sent me the tiniest sample which I made DH try. It smells good but I can't understand why Johnny depp for the advert. I thought he was too big a star for all that really.

The worst ads are the Harvey Keitel ones for Direct Line.

Has he started having surgery or something?

Saw a photo of him this morning and he looks dramatically different to how he looked only a few months ago.

I'd still smell him..!

Definately had work done, bit of middle aged spread setting in too. He's weird looking these days

Johnny Depp has jumped the shark, he's now a dirty old man.

I think he has just piled on some extra weight and it has gone to his face quite badly.

In the red carpet piccies he looks chunkier than Cap'n Jack. That and he looks knackered.

I thought he was too cool for cosmetic surgery! Ah well.

He's starting to look like Micky Rouke.