To still laugh like a drain at "chopsticks"?

[Shakey15000]

I was extolling MN virtues to a friend t'other night who isn't a member. Whilst trying to explain the MN collaboration of FSOG, I just fell about at recalling the "bashing away at his casio" and "chopsticks".

I've linked the thread for her tonight and even as I scrolled through I still start spluttering as I approach that post

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1506733-50-Shades-of-Mumsnet-A-collaborative-book

For anyone who's never read

What gives you that bubbling I'm-going-to-cry-laughing feeling?

Arrrh, apologies for cock up on title (and pun)

Thank you! Thankyou thankyou thankyou!

I'm about a quarter of the way through. I love the chopsticks line, although I'm currently laughing like a drain at: 'Bernard entered the room, roughly, from behind.'

Thank you for the link I'd not seen it and just snorted at

"Get that fucking maxi dress off right now Beverly!' whispered Bernard viciously into her eager ear.' I've decided I want to use the Babyliss Big Hair on you tonight'

Welcome I felt sure there must be some that had missed it!

"Beverly" he murmer throatily, as he stood like a T-Rex "Beverly, I want you to punch me"

"twat" said Beverly and floored him with a bag of frozen mixed peppers. As Beverly went to see if the White Stuff sale had started, Bernard writhed in ecstasy amongst the, mostly green, frozen peppers.*

Hahahaha.

How have I missed this?

Easily done disgrace

I know that this isn't strictly related to that particular thread but it still makes me laugh when I recall it.

An OP was going through messages on an old phone and wondered what she could have possibly messaged her DH for his reply to be "Yes, with a wooden spoon."
A brilliantly witty MNetter suggested she might have asked "And you say the dish ran away?"

That's genius *InTheBox"